23 : i'll love you long after you're gone

The kitchen floor is absolutely covered with badminton kit and sheep fleeces at the moment, and a few minutes ago I had the ingenious idea of inviting three large dogs into the mix.
I've made a mistake.
Mia has made herself totally at home on top of the fleece, Wisp is occupied with the lunch crumbs and Ted is convinced that I've hidden something delicious under the kitchen cabinets. Nothing's broken yet, so I'm not worried, it's all good, this was a terrible plan.